Cellar Door.

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alarmforce:

I should have enough pubic hair this year to make a cake for comic con. skdjhfkjshfd

“There is a war that makes us adore our conquerors and despise ourselves, also one time i got an erection and totally fucked a watermelon until it went away.”

alarmforce:

Danny Dickhair will always be one of my favourite romance comedies. i can fit 5 dicks

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Hell yeah motherfucker

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caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

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alarmforce:

hermione ohgmnfg

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did-yuo-kno:

kristie2021:

Don’t believe this. My son is four and has curly hair. No way- he’s no where close to puberty. Ha! Claim dismissed.

Sounds like your son is displaying early signs of puberty, he should begin menstruating by the time he’s 7 and you’ll be lucky if he isn’t pregnant by 9.

To late now, the only way to stop the premature start of your sons puberty is to go into his room naked at night wearing only a Jango Fett mask and beat the shit out of him. 

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ugh:

WHATJ

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You look fucking ridiculous, go home and kill yourself’s in front of your parents. 

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despondence:

hawkeye in his natural habitat

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